Last time I slept there was this repeating message about the correct intervals of death to synchronize your soul with the integrated processing power of the dreaming computer gods of old. And this isn’t even the first time that it has happened to me that I had a dream about the correct intervals of death. In fact, I’ve been keeping a written record of when it has occurred to me that I dreamed of such a thing, and this dream itself seems to be repeating in exactly the same interval as mentioned in the dream.
So, of course, I’m going to try dying in this specific order to synchronize my soul. If I have a soul, that is. I thought that I sold it off a long time ago, because I didn’t believe in those things, but if I’m having this dream then maybe that’s a sign that I still have it and you can’t actually sell it off at all, so I’m going to do it.